July 14

DO YOU HAVE STAIRS IN YOUR HOUSE?!

Amtrack Fail

morningstar:

FYI: Amtrack stores your freggin’ credit card number as a login field value in a cookie upon purchase of a ticket (on their horribly out of date, cantankerous, and buggy site). Im assuming the card security code is stored as a password field value. :-/

Order by phone instead! 1-800-USA-RAIL

The awesome ad people over @oldspice have unleashed a beast, and now Isaiah is answering tweet’s directed to Old Spice, via youtube video responses. Yes you heard me right. Go ahead and send them a Tweet and maybe you’ll get a personalized response.

Great work guys.

Edit: Oh, and if you want your own custom voicemail, feel free to call me and listen to mine. I modified it myself, but it was based on this: http://oldspicevoicemail.com

webbo:

Guess Google did buy Youtube

THAAATTTT explains why Youtube sucks these days.
Kidding.
(About the “these days” part)

Then again, any company that would “team up” with other third-rate internet companies and call the content “premium” would have to suck. Right?

webbo:

Guess Google did buy Youtube

THAAATTTT explains why Youtube sucks these days.

Kidding.

(About the “these days” part)

Then again, any company that would “team up” with other third-rate internet companies and call the content “premium” would have to suck. Right?

Attempting to make the outdoor cats jealous.

Attempting to make the outdoor cats jealous.

July 13
Pac man is eating my salad

Edit: And yes, I am protected.

Pac man is eating my salad

Edit: And yes, I am protected.

Jalapeño and cheese Arepa sandwich, ftw

Jalapeño and cheese Arepa sandwich, ftw

I’m a monster.

I’m a monster.

TWEET.

BY OYL MILLER

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I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by brevity, over-connectedness, emotionally starving for attention, dragging themselves through virtual communities at 3 am, surrounded by stale pizza and neglected dreams, looking for angry meaning, any meaning, same hat wearing hipsters burning for shared and skeptical approval from the holographic projected dynamo in the technology of the era, who weak connections and recession wounded and directionless, sat up, micro-conversing in the supernatural darkness of Wi-Fi-enabled cafes, floating across the tops of cities, contemplating techno, who bared their brains to the black void of new media and the thought leaders and so called experts who passed through community colleges with radiant, prank playing eyes, hallucinating Seattle- and Tarantino-like settings among pop scholars of war and change, who dropped out in favor of following a creative muse, publishing zines and obscene artworks on the windows of the internet, who cowered in unshaven rooms, in ironic superman underwear burning their money in wastebaskets from the 1980s and listening to Nirvana through paper thin walls, who got busted in their grungy beards riding the Metro through Shinjuku station, who ate digital in painted hotels or drank Elmer’s glue in secret alleyways, death or purgatoried their torsos with tattoos taking the place of dreams, that turned into nightmares, because there are no dreams in the New Immediacy, incomparably blind to reality, inventing the new reality, through hollow creations fed through illuminated screens. Screens of shuttering tag clouds and image thumbnails lightning in the mind surfing towards Boards of Canada and Guevara, illuminating all the frozen matrices of time between, megabyted solidities of borders and yesterday’s backyard wiffleball dawns, downloaded drunkenness over rooftops, digital storefronts of flickering flash, a sun and moon of programming joyrides sending vibrations to mobile devices set on manner mode during twittering wintering dusks of Peduca, ashtray rantings and coffee stains that hid the mind, who bound themselves to wireless devices for an endless ride of opiated information from CNN.com and Google on sugary highs until the noise of modems and fax machines brought them down shuddering, with limited and vulgar verbiage to comment threads, battered bleak of shared brain devoid of brilliance in the drear light of a monitor, who sank all night in interface’s light of Pabst floated out and sat through the stale sake afternoon in desolate pizza parlors, listening to the crack of doom on separate nuclear iPods, who texted continuously 140 characters at a time from park to pond to bar to MOMA to Brooklyn Bridge lost battalion of platonic laconic self proclaimed journalists committed to a revolution of information, jumping down the stoops off of R&B album covers out of the late 1980s, tweeting their screaming vomiting whispering facts and advices and anecdotes of lunchtime sandwiches and cat antics on couches with eyeballs following and shockwaves of analytics and of authority and finding your passion and other jargon, whole intellects underscored and wiped clean in the total recall 24/7 365 assault all under the gaze of once brilliant eyes.

Haters Gonna Hate. 
Things have never been more true.

Haters Gonna Hate

Things have never been more true.

July 12
kennyherman:

Randomly forwarded this article this morning - hey Huffington Post, I’d prefer to not be the face of student loans !

What’s wrong with being the face? My names on there too buddy… and I took the picture. 3 years ago…

kennyherman:

Randomly forwarded this article this morning - hey Huffington Post, I’d prefer to not be the face of student loans !

What’s wrong with being the face? My names on there too buddy… and I took the picture. 3 years ago…

July 11
A little confidence, goes a long way.
July 10

Just sat a table over from Michael Rapaport at Press 195 in Park Slope, Brooklyn. Should’ve said hi, but I didn’t.

He was pretty rowdy with his crew… so an interruption would’ve been unnecessary.

Starting a new Counter-Strike: Source map. Anybody want to contribute a theme or location?

July 9

What’s better than lying in bed eating chips and drinking crappy beer at 9pm on a Friday night? Nothing at all.

About Me:

Creative, wild, and delicious. Like an apple. I live in Brooklyn, NY, make video, take photos, and build internet content. Go ahead and ask me things now!

Contact me via email/aim/gchat if necessary: ianfilms at gmail.com



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